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LMAOROFL

2008-06-08T15:57:12Z

Hi! Not quite photoshop but I just had to share something that I came across on youtube... Thought it would tickle you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM2CORdyv8k

Love & light,
VMx

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Will it blend?

2008-01-05T01:08:44Z

I'm feeling a little dizzy lately. Like my mind is on puree.

http://ihatebob.tribe.net/photos/6c4c15c1-94b7-4666-85a7-02f715ada6b7

Check out the other vidis:
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=glowsticks

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Yeti Tracking

2007-05-10T22:10:12Z

http://ihatebob.tribe.net/photos/f0cf392d-5940-4643-9cc8-b32602965697

Bonnie told me about some kids who were Yeti hunting. They decided that homeless people are the yetis. They took pictures and had some fun.

My brain went elsewhere.

I used to call big, scary, mullet-headed dykes Brahmaloes. This never caught on. I think I'll try Yeti instead. I offer this picture.

*Disclaimer*
They are probably nice people. They are part of my community. I shouldn't be insulting someone for looks, hairdos, or clothing selection. I know I got plenty of that in my life. But then this is just funny to me. And if this girl in this picture ever finds out, I'm pretty sure she'll kick my ass.

Your sick and twisted hostess.

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80's hair

2007-05-02T05:14:12Z

I had big hair in the 80s. Flock of Seagulls here we come. I had a small tail on the back left and long bangs that I would gel out into a point. If I didn't put stuff in my hair, it would hang down in my face.

One day a 5 year old looked up at me. She pointed at my head and said "My Little Pony." I cut my hair soon after.

In honor of that hair, I offer this picture:

http://ihatebob.tribe.net/photos/2580af72-4f45-4c6b-8f59-5261187d8b25

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Brittney Spears

2007-04-18T12:23:38Z

I'm starting a tangent on this white trash ho bag.

She ruined fashion for adolescent girls everywhere.
My 9 year old niece wants to be like her.

You can take the girl out of the trailer.
But you can’t take the trailer out the girl.

Photoshop Opinionator Activated!!

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Gas Prices

2007-03-28T19:07:00Z

I don't know about you, but this is ridiculous! I remember when gas cost 75¢ during the friking gas crisis. Why aren't we rioting in the streets? They're doing that in Venezula because it's going up from 12¢.

Here's what I think:
http://ihatebob.tribe.net/photos/d23245e9-ad7d-4132-9f5f-e9f806f806e0

Here's a local San Diego gas tracker:
http://home.fueltracker.com/home.html
and up to date information about the liars in charge:
http://www.ucan.org/gas

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More members!

2007-03-27T07:04:00Z

We must take over the world!

Recruit! Recruit! Recruit!

I'll even offer a prize, like a toaster oven or something.

Photoshop skills - even piss poor ones - are not required but I love the new adds already!

More pics! More people! More topics!

Goddammit. I don't want much today do I?

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Cal Worthington

2007-03-26T16:37:20Z

We have this used car dealer in Southern California. He was old when I was a kid. He's been selling cars, well since the stone age.

http://ihatebob.tribe.net/photos/5f5290d3-668e-4774-8df2-6d4d91c3c936

He does this "I'm Cal worthington and my dog spot" and then he has like a bear that tries to eat his head for commercials. How this sells cars, I'll never know.
http://www.mydogspot.com/

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Oops

2007-03-21T19:40:57Z

Gosh I seem to have let this tribe linger.

Shall I make some more fun photos? Any ideas/requests?

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Feds: 'Smiling Bob' firm ran $100M scam

2006-09-22T18:03:25Z

In honor of Bob, I made him a new photo:
http://ihatebob.tribe.net/photos/7b818aae-7f99-4a92-9f55-788a143f31d5

Here's the story:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/21/enzyte.indictment.ap/index.html

CINCINNATI, Ohio (AP) -- The maker of dietary supplements that claim to improve everything from sexuality to memory defrauded thousands of customers and banks of at least $100 million, federal authorities say.

A federal indictment names Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, its owner and president, Steven Warshak, and five other individuals, including Warshak's mother, on charges that include conspiracy, money laundering, and mail, wire and bank fraud.

They are accused by federal authorities of luring customers with free-trial offers and money-back guarantees, then billing their credit cards without authorization.

Warshak, who has 107 counts against him, denies the accusations and will continue to operate the company, his attorney said Thursday.

The company, which recently said it has 5 million customers worldwide, is known for its "Smiling Bob" ads that depict a man whose life gets better after he uses the company's Enzyte for "natural male enhancement."

The company markets nationally a variety of other products claiming to help everything from night vision to memory to female libido.

False advertising alleged
The company, based in suburban Forest Park, Ohio, also used false advertising, the indictment charges.

In one example, Wednesday's indictment cited ads placed in Penthouse and other male-oriented magazines that claimed Enzyte was developed after years of study by two doctors, one at Harvard and the other at Stanford.

"The company president and others made up information in their advertisements, such as endorsements by doctors that did not exist, and results of customer satisfaction surveys that had never been conducted," U.S. Attorney Greg Lockhart said.

Customers with complaints were told to write to a director of customer care who did not exist, the indictment alleges.

The Food and Drug Administration, Internal Revenue Service, postal inspectors and other agencies participated in the investigation.

The indictment says at one point, Berkeley marketed a supplement called Rovicid as a prostate health product for men, but later relabeled old stocks of Rovicid as a cardiac health supplement for men and women.

A court appearance for the defendants was scheduled for September 28. Martin Weinberg, Warshak's attorney, said he will plead not guilty and "vigorously assert his innocence to all charges."

Charges carry 30-year sentence
Several charges, including conspiracy to commit mail, wire and bank fraud, that Warshak faces each carry sentences of up to 30 years in prison with conviction.

"We believe the government converted what in its essence is a civil and regulatory issue into this broad criminal indictment," said Weinberg, who is based in Boston.

In March, Berkeley agreed to pay $2.5 million to settle allegations brought by the attorneys general in Ohio and other states that the company engaged in deceptive practices in the sale of its herbal products. As part of the settlement, Berkeley and Warshak did not admit any wrongdoing.

Five of the company's former executives have pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court to defrauding customers through a product giveaway program that led to unauthorized billing of their credit cards.

Federal authorities have frozen $25 million in assets held by Warshak and members of his family, and Lockhart said authorities will continue to try to recover money to give victims.

Berkeley generated about $250 million in sales in 2004, mostly from telephone orders spurred by TV ads.

In a recent advertisement in The Cincinnati Enquirer, Berekley said: "We have invested heavily in major improvements designed to overcome our early growing pains. The net result of these investments is that today we have more than 5 million customers worldwide, and our customer service is better than most of the Fortune 500 companies."

The ad included a coupon for a free 60-day sample of any Berkeley product.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

(Too bad I just did.)

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New photo fun!

2005-08-09T21:32:47Z

I've rendered 6 new photos for your viewing pleasure.

http://sandiego.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=5&parentid=429f8b04-3109-43f9-9c23-1663a0226297&sortby&rows&r=10358

http://sandiego.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?currentoffset=4&parentid=429f8b04-3109-43f9-9c23-1663a0226297&sortby&rows&r=10358

http://sandiego.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?currentoffset=3&parentid=429f8b04-3109-43f9-9c23-1663a0226297&sortby&rows&r=10358

http://sandiego.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?currentoffset=2&parentid=429f8b04-3109-43f9-9c23-1663a0226297&sortby&rows&r=10358

http://sandiego.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?currentoffset=1&parentid=429f8b04-3109-43f9-9c23-1663a0226297&sortby&rows&r=10358

http://sandiego.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?currentoffset=0&parentid=429f8b04-3109-43f9-9c23-1663a0226297&sortby&rows&r=10358

One from recent events and one from past events - the others just for the hell of it.

Any other fun ideas?

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Tom Cruise irks me

2005-08-07T16:40:17Z

You're an actor Tom, not a doctor. You don't even play one on TV.

The picture I photoshopped is an actual homeless transvestite in Austin TX, beard and all. I just added Tom's face.

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Viagra may cause blindness

2005-06-20T17:26:13Z

See - if you masterbate, you may go blind. They weren't lying!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4587191.stm

Ps my lovelies - I've added a couple of pictures for your pleasure.

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I hate Robert Blake

2005-05-27T20:29:32Z

Who needs PhotoShop when the guy already looks this freaky?

http://media.canada.com/cp/entertainment/20050112/e011264a.jpg

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I hate Bob's beret

2005-05-26T09:31:26Z

http://sandiego.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=0&parentid=429f8b04-3109-43f9-9c23-1663a0226297&sortby&rows&r=10358

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Bob is my landlord

2005-05-23T06:12:58Z

and he is a twit.

I called him in October to tell him that the sprinklers were broken so he could fix them. I turned off the sprinkler system at that time. Well as you know there was a lot of rain between then and now. He told me to turn them back on again. Guess what. The neighbors said the sprinklers flooded the patio. Gosh would that be the same sprinkler I told him about 6 MONTHS ago! What a retard.

I am trying to get a picture of him so that I may photo-torture him as usual.

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San Diego mayor resigns

2005-05-03T15:30:20Z

Here's the offical story:

Murphy told members of the media at the City Administration Building that he was resigning.

"It seems clear to me the city needs a fresh start," said Murphy.

Murphy also said at the news conference, which was held at 10:15 a.m., that he would stay on until July 15.

"A good leader needs to know when it's time to move on," said Murphy.

He said that he was staying until mid-July for two reasons. First of all, he said that would allow him to complete next year's city budget. He also said he picked July 15 so that the City Council would be able to set a special election to elect a mayor to be consolidated with the Nov. 8 election, saving the city millions of dollars.

Earlier this month, Time magazine named Murphy as one of the three worst mayors in America. The magazine said Murphy was "discredited" by the city's pension-fund crisis.

San Diego's pension system has a nearly $1.4 billion deficit and is at the heart of investigations by the Securities and Exchange Commission, U.S. attorney and FBI into city finances, possible public corruption and securities fraud.

****

That and the whole election debacle. What an idiot! I have placed my commentary on his photoshopped pic in the gallery.

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This tribe's new pope

2005-04-20T17:54:12Z

I received a psychic vision from Mr. Burns (of the Simpsons). He made me do it.

http://sandiego.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=0&parentid=429f8b04-3109-43f9-9c23-1663a0226297&sortby&rows&r=10358

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John Bolton - gotcha!!

2005-04-13T01:03:54Z

Bolton's Congressional hearings are not nearly are scathing as mine would be. What is with that mustache anyway!

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It's Quiznos Baby Bob!

2005-04-09T06:39:40Z

Although Burger King has a new campaign of weirder than weird commercial spots to hate it is actually Quiznos that has hired Baby Bob. My own take on the subject is that Baby Bob is the product of those desease infested roadkill of rodents that Quiznos had on their commercials. Not quite sure which I hate more, the rodents or Baby Bob. But, personally, if what happened to the rodents or Baby Bob is the direct result of eating their food than their is no way that I will EVER eat their sandwhiches!

Laura, here is a link to an article about Quiznos with a great pic of Baby Bob for you to mutilate!!!!

http://slate.msn.com/id/2112786/

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Inspired by this tribe!

2005-04-04T15:33:16Z

http://pazeme.lv/hilarious/

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Found a new Bob to hate!

2005-03-24T00:40:53Z

Did you know that the baby in the Burger King commercials is named Bob? He is a nasty little sh*t! So far I haven't been able to find a pic online of him, but I'd like to add him to our list of Bobs to hate.

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New picture for our new not my Shrub

2005-01-24T19:35:16Z

for your viewing pleasure

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I misspelled and I am deeply sorry

2004-12-22T17:46:32Z

I realized as I was falling asleep last night, not really thinking of Bob, that I had misspelled "dysfunction" in last evening's post. I used an "i" when I needed a "y." I shall endeavor to refrain from posting when I am tired. Actually that would mean I would never post, so perhaps when I am less tired.

Please forgive my faux pas.

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I hate a few other people

2004-12-21T16:47:48Z

Since the election I have a few new people to hate. I have taken the liberty to begin a new phase in the photoshop project.

Today I will upload 2 pictures with Dianne "two-faced" Feinstein. These are my opinions only. I shall party on with my grouchy post-election self.

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Bob leaves me cold

2004-12-21T05:02:11Z

Well, I cannot say that Bob, grinning idiot that he is, is the biggest problem in my life at the moment. I hate some Georges and Condis more. God knows erectile disfunction is one of the five top issues facing the world today, along with wrinkles, love handles, Britney's love life, and not having a cool car.

Why do we live in a nation of bone-heads? It must be karma. I have heard that Bob Vila bends his elbow a bit too much, appropos of nothing. Bob Sagett (sp?) is truly annoying. Bob the Builder is not too bad.

My friend Diane had a really icky husband named Bob, but there have been Bob's I've liked. Little Bob, Bob Cratchit, apple bobbing.

If I had a dog, I wouldn't name it Bob - it would be Walter, regardless of gender. How do we feel about Walters?

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The Asians Hate Bob!

2004-11-25T09:47:54Z

http://www.asianmediawatchdog.com/enzyte/enzyte.html

The above link will take you to an article about a Bob commercial that the Asian community got Enzyte to pull from the airwaves. There is also a wonderful treat of being able to see the offensive commercial.

So nice to know that there are whole communites of people that hate Bob.

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online hate messages

2004-09-07T23:10:01Z

Here's some online hatemail for this guy:

"I think they should take all the annoying guys that commercial campaigns are built around (like the "can you hear me now?" guy, and the "I lowered my cholesterol" guy), put 'em all in a room, and have some sort of battle royale deathmatch."

"And I'm with everybody on the Annoying Commercial Guys Death Match. My personal contribution will be Smiling Bob, the Enzyte Guy.

I HATE THAT GUY!! "

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More Bobs

2004-09-03T09:45:59Z

So folks, Shall we limit this tribe to hating Smiling Bob the Enzyte guy? Or shall we expand it to other Bobs. I'll post a different Bob picture for your perusal.

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New pictures

2004-08-31T21:39:11Z

Lookie I was busy!

Enjoy.

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Tell us how much you hate Bob.

2004-07-23T15:33:30Z

Ok how many times a day do I have to see this commercial? What is up with this freak? And his wife doesn't look happy, she looks nervous!

Tell us your tales of woe.

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Class action lawsuit

2004-07-22T13:39:33Z

Class action lawsuit agaist the manufacturer's of Enzyte http://www.bigclassaction.com/class_action/enzyte.html

Can we join just because we hate Bob so much?

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I got invited...

2004-07-21T13:57:01Z

...to join this tribe.
But I like Bob.
He's such a dork.
It's WAY more than we want to know about his sexual performance.
Can I be the voice of dissension?

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